Excellent readTobias is laughing. And laughing. The effect is disconcerting. It's a bwa-ha-ha kind of evil mastermind laugh—appropriate if you've just sacked Constantinople, checkmated Deep Blue, or handed Superman a Dixie cup of kryptonite Kool-Aid, but downright scary in a midtown Manhattan restaurant during the early-bird special.
Our fellow diners begin to stare. Tobias doesn't notice and wouldn't care anyway. He's as rumpled and wild as a nerdy grizzly bear. His place mat is covered in diagrams and sketched floor plans and scribbled arrows. His laugh fits him like a tinfoil hat. It goes on for a solid 20 seconds.
But Tobias isn't crazy. Far from it. He's a professional lock breaker, a man obsessively—perhaps compulsively—dedicated to cracking physical security systems. He doesn't play games, he rarely sees movies, he doesn't attend to plants or pets or, currently, a girlfriend. Tobias hacks locks. Then he teaches the public how to hack them, too.
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Re: Marc Weber Tobias - Ralph Nader with a slim jim
Sort of like the modern day uni-dimensional Richard Feynman.
That man rocked. This man hacks.
That man rocked. This man hacks.
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Re: Marc Weber Tobias - Ralph Nader with a slim jim
i understand why we "need" people like him, but man he certainly comes off as a DICK.
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*golf clap*
Dick or not, the man has a point. A damn fine one.
Dick or not, the man has a point. A damn fine one.
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pretty cool read. it is handy that other people point out the useful wired articles, so i can avoid their site at all costs :p
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qft, lolschvin wrote:pretty cool read. it is handy that other people point out the useful wired articles, so i can avoid their site at all costs :p
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minor hijack; this one in from bruce sterling's weblog:
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/06/ftf-gorby/
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/06/ftf-gorby/
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Wow, very cool! lol, maybe we'll have them growing our circuits before too long!schvin wrote:minor hijack; this one in from bruce sterling's weblog:
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/06/ftf-gorby/
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Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1990 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done.

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